PRIVACY POLICY[REDACTED FOR PUBLIC VIEWING]

Our covert operations collect the following intelligence:

• Your secret identity (name & email)
• Mission logs (browsing activity)
• Communication transcripts (messages)
• Device specifications (browser & OS)

Note: No actual spying involved. We promise. 🕵️‍♂️

Your intel is used for the following classified operations:

• Enhancing your mission experience (personalization)
• Maintaining secure communications (email updates)
• Improving our stealth technology (analytics)
• Legal compliance (we follow the rules, even in the shadows)

We deploy sophisticated tracking devices known as "cookies" to:

• Remember your secret preferences
• Analyze mission patterns
• Enhance security protocols

Don't worry, these cookies won't leave crumbs. 🍪

Your data is protected by:

• Military-grade encryption (probably)
• A team of elite cyber-ninjas (metaphorically)
• Regular security audits (actually true)
• Strong passwords (please use them)

We take security seriously, but not ourselves. 🥷